I hate my boss so much!!!!
I work at a strip club, so technically, he's my "manager", since I am not technically an employee, but an "independent contractor" who pays out half the money I make in exchange for renting stage time.
BUT--here's the deal. My manager is named Mohammed, and he was just brought in a month ago. He is SO RETARDED! I mean, he must have the IQ of a rock. He continually makes business decisions that go against ALL LOGIC! He has been isolating all of our big spenders by enforcing stupid rules that never even exsisted until he was hired.
We have this one customer (a famous person--very famous) who used to come in at least once a week and drop 30-80 THOUSAND DOLLARS. Right. NO LIES. SO my manager one day arbitarily decides that this customer can't leave a tip for the DJ who left early (meaning on time, since this customer usually stays til 8am doing dances, and we technically close at 4am). The DJ happens to be best friends with this customer. The customer got SO PISSED OFF about it that he hasn't been back since.
I mean, this manager RIGHT THERE just lost the business well over a million dollars. EASILY.
On top of that, a customer of mine, also famous, also a multi-millionaire, who comes in once a month when he's not overseas, who also spends 10+ thousand dollars each time he comes is about to NEVER COME AGAIN too because on Tuesday, when he came in, this manager randomly made up a new rule that this guy can't pay for drinks with his credit card. WTF?? Everyone else can!! Every other joe-blow who spends $100 can put drinks on the card but for some reason MY BEST CUSTOMER can't.
And it all comes down to the fact that this manager hates me because I REFUSE TO KISS HIS ASS. I REFUSE to tip him more than a dollar a dance because he is a MORON! He's pulled girls out of VIP to put them onstage for a homeless person who had gotten in with a coupon clipped out of the weeklies. WTF??
He also hates me because he has this girl who he brought with him when he was hired, let's call her "Jamie", and she is supposed to be his "top girl". Well, I'm top girl at my club, meaning I make more money than anyone else, every time, and this manager's "girl" HATES me because of it. She's uber competitive to the point of breaking MAJOR stripper rules, to the point of trying to fight me. My manager is even having sex with her I think. So because I don't step down and let her walk all over me and have all my customers and all my money, my manager hates me because she hates me.
It's all soooo ridiculous! Its even more ridiculous that he claims he is "PROFESSIONAL" when it's 100% obvious to anyone who has eyes that he's having sex with her and obviously playing favorites because of it. She hangs out with him when he comes in on shifts he's not working to "check up on things" (and when he does, he starts yelling at everyone even though IT ISN'T HIS SHIFT TO WORK!!), and she rides into work with him and leaves with him.
I tried calling him out on that, when he came up to me on Tuesday while I was sitting with a customer. This guy had walked in and I was sitting with him, about to close the deal for a VIP ($600) when the STUPID manager walked up and made a huge scene and had me come to his office. Of course, his girl Jamie, was standing right beside him and swooped down and took the customer, so she could make the money my manager was not allowing me to make.
So he takes me to his office and tries to tell me that "everyone hates me" and that "you are trouble maker" and that there's always "tension" when I'm working.
Um, ok? Yes, there is tension, tension between him and I and between his butt girl, but that's because THEY HATE ME! How can he hate me and then blame me for the tension it causes? I don't like him but if he'd stop interfereing with my money, I'd definately tolerate it. As for "everyone hates me", way to generalize and over-simplify a situation that is a lot more complex than that. I am very good friends with a lot of the girls--we go to Vegas all the time, travel all the time--so no, they don't hate me. Some girls do--Jamie does--because I make SOO much more money than they do, but tough shit! I work hard! As for being a trouble maker, no I'm a money maker, and JAMIE is the one yelling at customers/other girls, trying to hit me, jumping off the stage and trying to slap me.
I called him out and told him he was living in freaking LA LA LAND and that if he was truly impartial, he'd see that it was HER NOT ME that was starting drama. Of course, I said more and it all confused him because he kept talking over me, trying to drown me out, by just yelling. Of course, being the badass I am, I just started screaming "DO NOT YELL AT ME! THAT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL!!" and he calmed down. I'm like "listen dude. I know you play favorites, and I'm sorry you are so far removed from reality that you can't even see it yourself. But here's the deal: You can't fire me. Only the owner can fire me. So don't try your intimdation threats with me, and don't think you can intimidate me with your "everyone hates you" BS. Obviously they don't, and the owner will never fire me, because he a) told me himself, and b) is a friend of mine. SO QUIT! Can we please just be friends? Just be COOL?! Stop with the drama??"
And of course, all he could do is start rambling on again about how much of a shitty person I am. Not ONE WORD about trying to remain cool with each other or COMPROMISING and co-exsisting peacefully. He kept threatening to fire me, and even told me that he has made a NEW RULE FOR ME and ONLY ME: I can't approach a customer until he has sat down for 5 minutes. THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ME. how is that FAIR?! how is that PROFESSIONAL!?
His reason: Well, it's not FAIR that you make so much money, and no one else does. Other girls need to make money too, and this will make the playing field even since you are so much better at it than anyone else.
(So I'm getting handicapped because was I natrually born hotter and smarter and sexier than everyone else?! Isn't that discrimination!?!)
Really, though, it's about Jamie, his "girl", being able to make more money than me. That's what it's about. He's trying to make his top earner make LESS so it's "Fair".
Well, let's see--I didn't know a "strip club" was supposed to be "fair." There are a lot of adjectives I'd use to describe strip clubs, but "fair" never really has ever entered my mind. Why don't they just all pay us a wage then, and eliminate the tip thing, if FAIRNESS is the goal?? That'd be the ONLY way to ever ensure that the money in a strip club was FAIR.
URGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ended up slamming the door in his face and going back next door, to where Jamie was sitting with my customer, the one that I was so rudely pulled away from by my stupid manager. Turns out, he was waiting for me the entire time and when I came back onto the floor, he stood up, walked up to me, and asked if we could do a VIP. We ended up doing 4 of them ($2400) and Jamie was so LIVID that he hadn't done a single dance with her, even after she had the manager's help in "removing" me.
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I hope that they BOTH go die. THey are RUINING my club!!! Driving away all the people with MONEY and pissing off all the girls! Not to mention, the manager has convinced the owner to fire some really wonderful hot girls!!! I am friends with the owner, but there's only so much I can do! I have NO IDEA what possessed him to hire this fool---or to listen to the BS that comes out of his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!