I hate my boss

[Kimmi]

My Boss is a complete d*** he has an objection to my asking anyone else for help, even though he is new to the job and knows nothing. He just likes to be totally in control. Idiot. He is immature, unprofessional and a very bad way of handling people with threats and suchlike. I hate him so much I want to leave.

[beccab]

I hate my boss. She talks all about how she's so great at working with the team and cooperating, but she's actually an angry, passive-aggressive, rude, controlling bitch. Anything I propose she immediately disagrees with - today she even disagreed with the thing SHE PROPOSED HERSELF a week ago. The good news is that her fat black ass is heading off to Africa in July and maybe she'll just stay there. And the fun part is that she is out of her leadership position in 5 weeks, and I will have the authority to SMACK HER DOWN. This obnoxious decision she made today - I can reverse it. And then I can just laugh in her face if she doesn't like it.

[Lying Ass Manager]

Fucking hate my manager!! A lying motherfucker who promised his whole team a motherfucking pay rise 6 months ago, that it would fucking happen, but it never did!!!! And he knew it too!!! Motherfucker!!!! Yo dawg, if you KNOW it ain't gon' happen, then you shoulda just fuckin told us and help us move the fuck on with our career, instead of hang around waiting for a pay rise that ain't gonna happen! Keep fucking telling us it's coming it's coming.. well, it ain't! Just say so motherfucker, so I don't waste my time with your stupid ass, who goes to useless meetings to discuss "how to be a better manager" and takes two hours of lunch break then wonders what the fuck his team do all day, and can only ask us "oh why isn't this done or that done?" BITCH if you spent more time understanding our needs and helping us out, then you wouldn't be so fucking clueless now would you!?!??!?!?!?!?! Fucking asshole!!! I swear to God the moment I get a new job I am going to quit this one I can't wait to see the look on this asshole's face when the whole team quits AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Deal with it motherfucker!! YOU DA MANAGER RIGHT!? Well then MANAGE, BITCH!! WE OUTTTTTT!!!!

[middlebear]

I hate my boss! I love the place I work at and the customers but unfortunately the boss is the owner and I'm the only employee. She never stops whining about her husband being deployed leaving her a single mom while taking care of the kids and her business. Well, dumbass, don't open one when hubby deploys and don't whine cuz you can't afford to pay me to work cuz you opened severely undercapitalized. I mean, who opens a business without having money to get you thru the first year or two while customer base is building? I make my own stuff but I also make half of her things but don't get vendor pay for that while she takes her cut for selling my stuff. And then she knew I had a bunch of things (thx to her stupid suggestion) and then I had to stop selling cuz she's careless but then instead of just buying directly from me and selling herself, she bought from catalog. I was so pissed. So now I'm sitting there with these things that cost me money and I can't sell here but she's the one that told me to do them. Then she rings one of my things under somebody else and I tell her about it but that's as far as it went. I need the job even tho it pays crap. Because of injuries I have, this retail job is the only one around here that I can do...where I can sit if need to. Last year I quit another one after 12 yrs cuz the bosses I had were horrible. The store is severely understocked and regulars come in and don't buy cuz there's nothing new. She yells at her kids when they're stuck being here all day. Like what kid wants to sit in a store all day long? Then she wants me to do things that I don't know how to do. I do other things well but that's why I don't do what she does...cuz those aren't things I've been taught to do or am not good at doing. Gah...I hate her. She pays to have a booth at the summer market but it's too hot, can't do it. What the hell did you think happens in the summer? This ain't Alaska bitch! Go back to the cesspool of the north (UW ppl know what state that is). And stop whining about how the weather is here in the winter, too. We don't have the resources they do up north. I'm from up north too but I don't bitch about the weather. It is what it is. Live with it and stfu. I wish I could win the lottery so I don't have to put up with her anymore. Doesn't have to be millions, just like 150k to pay off the house then I can do what I want and answer to me. I can make my stuff and sell it online or something and if it sells, great; if not then no biggie.

[I hate my boss .....C****]

I hate my boss. I have never met a more manipulative and conniving person in my life. She has no life - no husband/boyfriend or kids so she expects everyone to be the same. They say karma is a bitch. I hope she gets back ten times what she dishes out to everyone and dies an old sad maid.

[Feel_like_sceaming]

Jun 20, 2011 14:41:44 GMT 10 My boss is a fucking cunt said:

I hate my boss period. Shes a fucking cunt who needs to learn social communication skills and stop staring down all her new employees. Fucking cunt needs to get a fucking life instead of always putting down her workers and shit talking about them. I hope karma is a bigger bitch and gets her back ten fold you fucking hoe bag for a fucking useless boss.

Same here! I REALLY hope karma exsists!  I hope my boss doesn't have to be reincarnanted before karma gets her back. I wish something happens to her and she ends up being a a hobo in a place where there's always war and she's starves and even looses her eyesight or something.
She is such a shithead and has no life out of work and everyone hates her, so she takes it all out on us.
Nothing is good enough for her standards and always want you to start every project from start when you finnish it or decides that they don't need it anymore and it goes in the bin.
Nothing gets done and everything is late because of her. Not a day goes by without a bunch of people complaining about her.
She doesn't even know how to speak properly and mixes everything up so that no one know what she wants and she NEVER gives a direct answer or order. You have to guess what she wants and you always guess wrong.
She is such a fricking-shit-faced-ignoramus-hypocrite-waste space and money.
I wish her all the worst in the world.

Aaaaah! I feel much better now. And it's Friday, so that's cool too.
I should look for another job. I love what I do here, but I'm not paied enough to put up with this kind of crap.

[Goscrewyourself]

Mar 8, 2011 2:10:59 GMT 10 Lou s Cannon said:

Corporate is coming
Restrict access to YouTube
And fetch my ChapStick

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[mika]

i hate my team
there is always a sort of conspirancy i worked alot but no credit i hate my bosses i hate my team and a afuking hate everything i wish that hatness were a peson to cave him with a stone and kill him slowely

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[ihatemoo]

I work for a 700 pound monster who wore denim cutoffs and a dirty tee shirt to the company retreat and put an orange streak in her overly bleached hair to match the glittery orange acrylic tips she applied to her steak like fingers. She regularly demeans her staff asking us to repeat back what she has just said, swearing at us and yelling "CALM THE FUCK DOWN", calls into meetings while ordering breakfast from Starbucks for her and her pet, making up stupid life sayings on the spot like "a minute here is a minute that could be spent there" and uses holidays as a means for threatening and punishing her staff. She only got promoted bc no one else wanted the job and now she hoofs around like she is special. She signs off her emails,"Have a super day!" I have a feeling she uses the word super bc she says it was a lot of frequency on her trips though the drive thru.

She bragged that she got so wasted her toddler son climbed into the street when she and her husband passed out bc they left the garage door open. She also wrote a demeaning email asking, "Do you have a dream?", implying that we were a group of unambitious and low achieving idiots. Yes, I have a dream. I have a dream that she gorges herself at an Applebee's mid-day and pops what she thinks is a boneless chicken wing drenched in ranch in her greasy mouth and chokes and dies before she can inhale the rest of her mid day snack consisting of ribs, key lime pie and a cherry coke to wash it down. Since I am dreaming about her I think I actually have rather BIG dreams.

She told me that because she is a "mother, wife and executive" (BARF) she has lost track of what we shall call "moo (insert her name) time" which consists of traveling on the company dime, checking into a hotel, ordering a ton of room service and watching TV in bed(probably rolling around in ranch too--which is likely a disgusting sexual act on her part). She flies up the night before even though the flight is one hour because she can't "survive on less than at least 8 hours of sleep" and changes into sweats for the hour flight back. I would venture she can't survive on less than 8mm calories per day. She is a beast and to add insult to injury she is a pathological liar and has an IQ in the double digits. She told me that she is "bad at backwards math"--it's called simple subtraction bitch! However she also claims to be a mathematical and financial savant but only with "college level math" because addition is also challenging.

I bet the real story behind her broken foot is that the poor thing finally gave out under her immense Gozilla like weight just like her front tire recently did.

[fedup13]

I have a narcissistic bi polar cunt for a store mgr. She's Miss by the book but never follows it herself. Its do ad I say not as I do. She is vindictive & spiteful & will write you up or try to fire you when she font like you. She don't like me because I will not be one of here ass kissing entourage. She's jealous of any woman who dares to be better than her. She's a liar & a narc. She has her personal snitches & they are her ass kissers. Even employees at another business won't ring up her purchases & will ask someone else yo take care of her stating she's a cunt & they won't deal with her. I'm looking for work elsewhere but in the meantime its hell everyday I have to go to work when she's there & deal with her! And also that voice! Ugh...the loud mouthed smoker voice you just want to rip her vocal chords out. Its like nails on a chalkboard! Bottom line, you're an evil loud mouth cunt Sherry Dechert. I hope karma bites you in the ass sooner than later...

[Cat]

For a while now he's gone out of he's way to make me like a worthless piece of shit. Over the past few months I've noticed it's mostly me he targets and likes to pick on. I'm a couple minutes late every now and then, and he goes bat shit insane at me like I'm the worst person alive. Now there's another employee, who without fail is late 10-15 mins EVERY morning! You know what? Nothing's said to her, he doesn't even batter an eyelid? He even deducted an hours work off my wages once and wrote in capitals on the rota "I WILL NOT PAY STAFF WHO DO SUCH POOR JOB!!" Right next to my name. I asked my duty manager if the floor was as bad as he made it out to be and she even thought it looked clean and didn't know what he's problem was. There's other things aswell, like the dirty looks he gives people, zero manners; for example we'll say good morning, he'll ignore us. He'll ask for a coffee; we'll make it, no thank you. I just hate him, he's a disgusting human being. I've lost all motivation at work because he just makes me feel worthless, I come home and cry in my room because he upsets me that much. It's not healthy and the other day I even fainted at work because of him. You know what he said? "Oh, you fainted?" That's it, not are you ok? Do you need a drink? I don't except him to be my best friend(because I can't stand the man), I just want a bit of respect. He acts like because he pays me for the job I do that I owe him something? When it's us employees that earn the money at the end of the day. He goes home at 2 when everyone else works until 6:30. He does talk to the other employers like shit aswell and makes everyone miserable. Loads of people left last year because of him and lately, him and his son argue like cat and dog in front of us; shouting, swearing and slamming doors very professional ? also he smokes in the work building and flicks he's ash all other the floor. Baring in mind it's illegal to smoke in the public building. He's just an old miserable old arsehole who wants to make everyone feel as shit as he does. Starting next year I'm getting a new job and getting myself out that shithole. Rant done.

[Stee-rike one!]

I hate my cunt boss
Stupid bitch is a lazy, condescending, patronising, demanding, grumpy hag!! She is getting old and ugly and she knows it, takes it out on me, the youngest in the team but nobody else! Treats the others like humans, me like i am a piece of filth ruining her perfect life! Wtf did i do to her?! I work extra hours for nothing and just get paid peanuts, that hideous creature needs to die a most painful death then my life will be compete
I could go on and on but its slow typing on my phone

[HelpMe]

I hate my boss he treats me like shit. He's a big fat bald ugly Asshole. He's a Bully.
He talks to me in a threatening way which is just awful and makes me cry. I've left work
because I was crying also I've had panic attacks that lasted over three hours long. He is very
abusive and HR won't do anything also it. I've been on five medications because of him.
Also because of the stress I've lost over 15 pounds.

[HEELLLLLPPPP]

I hate my manager...he's like a helicopter hoovering over me the minute I get to work!!!! He has no idea what so ever how to do my job so why is he my manager... because no one else was dumb enough to take that shitty job. I love what I do and most of the people I work with are ok or at least tolerable....what to do??? I told him off today in front of everyone & of course he called me into the office like the wimp he is!!! Whatever...I need my job to support my family so hopefully he'll just get himself fired!!!